Showing posts with label silly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label silly. Show all posts

Friday, July 8, 2011

Awesome Graph

To everyone with a TI Graphing Calculator, enter in these coordinates and get a nice surprise.  There are 10 spots under the y= button to plug in euqations, put one of the following equation under each slot.

.15sin(x)
.30sin(x)
.45sin(x)
.60sin(x)
.75sin(x)
.9sin(x)
sin(x)
1.15sin(x)
1.30sin(x)
1.45sin(x)

Then hit Zoom > ZTrig

Monday, June 13, 2011

oh ATI - I wish I can quit you


*swore never touching ATI card again
*gave in to quad core sandy bridge laptop with Radeon for work
*hdmi port outputs 1080p the size of 720p on LED IPS monitor
*darth-vador-whyyyyyy.mp3

Friday, October 8, 2010

EPIC STOP MOTION VIDEO

there's actually no post-edit effects if you look closely lol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL6-talzXRk



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3LBxoXXw64



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8STNYOz7cO4&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t86D3WTKouk&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfP_rJ7Jn84

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

why why why why

http://www.mylifeistwilight.com

>Today, in history we are starting a research paper, we have to pick a topic from history that interest us. I immediately knew what I was going to write about: the Southern vampire Wars from Eclipse. I was so excited and knew my paper would be best, then i remembered they are not a real event. MLIT.
>I've always been extremely clumsy, but now, whenever I fall down or get a paper cut, I feel happy because. MLIT.
>Today, I was in my kitchen. I was hungry. I got some ice cream from the freezer. The cold air from the freezer reminded me of Edward. I ate it with a spoon. The spoon reminded me of a fork. I realized that the sun was shining on my ice cream and making it sparkle. MLI
>You know how kids love to pretend play ? My boys (5 & 6y) & girl (8y) no longer act out Optimus, Megatron & Supergirl roles. I was in my room & overheard them acting out Twilight scenes. Faves of theirs are baseball & Edward/James fight scenes. I have an Alice, an Edward & a Jasper living with me!
>a while ago i was caught between two guys. one, my boyfriend. two, the guy that wanted to be with me. they understood their roles. im sorry jacob, edward still wins. MLIT
>Today I made out with my large sybarian husky because he reminded me of Jacob. MLIT
>Today it snowed and since the sun was shining I went outside to play in it. Suddenly I realized that the snow glitters in the sun light, is very white, and is cold to the touch. Snow is like Edward Cullen. I was very excited by this. MLIT
>I had a dream I was having sex with Edward, then the alarm clock went off and when I rolled over I seen my boyfriend next to me and I frowned. Then he looked at me and asked "Why are you staring at me?" I replied "your not edward" then he jumped up and said "Edward? Who's Edward?" -MLIT
>Today, I was watching Iron Man at the movie theaters and my mom and step-dad were with me. A preview for Eclipse came up on the screen and fan girls all screamed when they saw Jacob and Edward, myself included. Then my step-dad Anthony said, “Hmm. I have a doctor with the last name of Cullen.” I about fell out of my seat and immediately thought of 22 ways to clumsily injure self. Enough said. :) MLIT
>Today I found out that some people don't like Twilight. WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? MLIT
>While I was on the ski lift in NH, I looked down at the powder snow and thought to myself, "the snow sparkles like Edwards skin" I got really excited, and preceded to daydream about Edward all the way to the top of the mountain... MLIT! :)
>Today, I realised my hair is bown jus like bellas! :D MLIT 
>Today I went to go see NEW MOON, when Edward took of his shirt the only thing I noticed was that his right nipple seemed bigger than his left nipple.
>I have watched twilight 26 times in a row. MLIT





These people make me realize that my life is pretty good.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Funny Amazon Reviews


Gillette Razor Power, Fusion Gamer, 1-Count Package (Health and Beauty)

 
51 of 57 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars The ONLY razor for gamers., March 2, 2009
By T. Johnson "tojo2000" (Santa Clara, CA) 
Kudos to Gillette for being the first company to recognize that the stubble created by days of gaming cannot be shaven by any ordinary tool made by modern man. In the 80's, many a man succumbed to "Donkey Kong Beard", a near-fatal illness which would befall only the most frequent denizens of the mall arcade. Now, a much more lethal malady, Halo sideburns, threatens to nip the lives of our most precious resource, our post-pubescent children, in the proverbial bud. Please, protect someone you love. Buy them the Gillette Razor Power, Fusion Gamer today. Nothing else will combat Gamer Stubble.




 
45 of 53 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Works, but tinged with hate and fear, March 2, 2009
By Robert O'Gwynn (Jackson, MS USA)
I tried to buy the Gillette Razor Power, Fusion Gamer(tm) from Best Circuit Shack, but one of the beflippered gnomes who toil there refused to sell it to me.

When I approached the counter to purchase this clearly superior shaving wand, "Doug" began to hammer me with questions. "What's your favorite game? What are the other names of Jenova? How many alts do you have in WoW? Have you ever run a CS server?" Flustered, I could only stammer out thin excuses. "Doug" grew suspicious and hustled me into the back. There he strapped me down to an Ultimate Game Chair(tm) and poured Mountain Dew Game Fuel(tm) into my ears until I confessed I only owned a second-hand Dreamcast.

They kicked me out, taunting me as I left defeated. However, once in the car, I managed to drive at twice the speed of Twitter and bought a Gillette Razor Power, Fusion Gamer(tm) from Target, cleverly bookending it with a bag of Cheetos(tm) and a copy of "Puru Puru Ne Sho Ma Machinehead Samurai Kitty". The unsophisticated checkout girl never thought to ask, and she practically smiled at me.

I went home and shaved. My chin is now hairless.

In summary, the Gillette Razor Power, Fusion Gamer(tm) is a good razor, but it is prejudiced against non-power gamers. 3 stars.




 
68 of 85 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Not as good as the Gamestop Collector's Edition, March 2, 2009
By Sine Nomine "pubwookie" (Mankato, MN United States)
I'm a little disappointed in that the sixth blade that came with the Gamestop Collector's Edition was not available for purchase at least as downloadable content for those who didn't pre-order. My only hope now is to find one used as a trade-in. The blade works so-so when shaving while playing Left4Dead, and the actual blood spurting from your neck when you yank it accidentally during a surprise zombie rush really adds to the realism.

Bonus for those people still playing with CRT screens -- the reflective glass works like a mirror so you can shave without having to use the EyeToy or Live Vision Camera to see yourself, and since the razor runs on batteries, you can even do this during a power outage with sufficient candle light in front of your TV.




 
12 of 14 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars The razor to end all razors!, March 2, 2009
By Logan Kelly-Johnston (Fayetteville, NC)  
This thing is amazing. Not only am I a gamer, I'm also a hardcore beard-grower. Normal razors just didn't do it for me -- they usually broke, shattering microscopic pieces of razor everywhere.

Not this puppy.

As soon as I took it out of the package, I could actually feel my beard shift away in fear. But there would be no hiding from this blade.

A few quick strokes and my gamer-beard was no more!

Also: if you want to get the achievement for shaving in under a minute, skip the lathering stage -- it's way too time-consuming and you'll never make it. Just go straight for the beard and those 50 points will be yours.

on a related note, link to the classic Nipple Extractor review:
http://fabuloustian.blogspot.com/2008/12/best-review-on-amazon.html

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Windows 7 Nanami Theme



[Download Link Here]

This is converted from the one that came with the official release of Windows 7 in Japan to work on English OS. Yes it is moe moe sugoi!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Learn Chinese in 5 Mins


LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Say the words out loud.

1) That’s not right……………………. Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive? . Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP………………….. Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man……………………… Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse……………………… Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the Beach? . Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table……. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift……….. Chin Tu Fat

9) It’s very dark in here………………. Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet…. Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone………. No Pah King

12) Our meeting is next week……. Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight…………….. Lei Ying Lo

14) He’s cleaning his automobile…. Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive…… Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great………………………………. Fa Kin Su Pah

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Super Mario meets Western Show


go to < http://fabuloustian.blogspot.com >  for this entry

Sunday, January 25, 2009

ohama? in my animu?



Of course it wouldn't be japan if he didn't get trapped inside a school girl...

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

New Season - Fresh Prince of Bel'Air

Now this is a story all about how
I ascended to the seat of power
If you'll listen for a minute
Hear what I say
I'll tell you how I became President of the U. S. of A.

In west Honolulu, born and raised
In Jakarta, where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out in Chi-Town relaxin' all cool
Organizing communities like I was a fool
When a couple of guys
With a disdain for peace
Started making trouble in the Middle East
They started two little wars and we all got scared
The people said "We need a president who isn't mentally impaired!"

I ran a perfect race, turned red states blue
Swept electoral votes, added Rham to my crew
With a mandate for change and Constitution in hand
I'll dance on the Colonnade singing, "Yes we can!"

I got to the White House about over 9000 or 8
And I yelled to the Bushes "Yo holmes, smell ya later!"
Looked at my office
There were no corners there
Sitting at the Resolute Desk, signing universal health care



Just finished watching Obama's Inauguration, and was surprised to see hardly any white people there.
But then again they were probably all working.

When Barack Obama was giving his speech after being elected as president, he had to do it behind three inch thick bullet-proof glass.
I thought that was a bit harsh - just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Oh Law'd


Another year, another look at wacky laws still on the books:

In West Virginia, it is illegal to taunt someone who decides not to participate in a duel or who declines to accept a challenge.

From California: It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Baldwin Park, California: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

Chico, California: Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

In Hollywood "It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time."

In Norco "All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first."

San Francisco: Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.

In Alabama it is against the law to exploit a bear by promoting, engaging in or being employed at a bear wrestling match...

Small Georgia town that still had a law on the books stating that you had to have your negros off the street by dark.

(even if they wore reflectors)
(at least they took down the sign at town entrance "don't let the sun set on your black ass in Riverdale")

Thursday, December 25, 2008

The Best Review on Amazon


http://www.amazon.com/4498-Nipple-Extractor-1-2/dp/B0002XH4KE/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_i


Nipple Extractor - 1/2"

Most Helpful Customer Reviews
Now I am a woman, July 24, 2005

"I grew up without nipples. I knew that one day, they would descend, and that would be the day when I could proudly call myself a woman. But I was growing worried. By the time I was 17, I still had no nipples. At 21, I was beginning to panic. When I turned 27, I finally found these nipple extractors, and they saved my self-esteem.

With two simple twists of the wrist, I flowered. Now I could proudly disrobe at the local topless beach, where before I'd been shamed.

I've just been debating whether or not I should attempt to locate superfluous nipples elsewhere on my body. "