epic game with epic bugs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYdCvN-ukRY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVVXyKP1FVk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q7v4F8r9Og
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2r8S4uke34
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Computers with Moms and Dads
>dad uses computer
>double click all links
>help dad with his laptop
>desktop is filled with porn
>build mom $1,000 system for converting home movies and editing and burning to blu-ray
>dedicated sims 3 system
>try to show mom you can use ctrl-c/v to copy and paste
>she refuses, saying "it's too complicated"
>Dad: "Okay, now scroll up"
>Me: *scrolls up*
>Dad: "NO, I SAID UP!"
>Me" "I JUST DID!"
>Dad: "FUCK, I PAID TO SEND YOU TO SCHOOL, AND YOU STILL DONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UP AND DOWN."
>Me: *scrolls down*
>Dad: "THAT'S BETTER!"
>dad has cellphone for 5 years
>doesn't know how to add new contacts
>aunt uses my comp
>says comp is broken
>mouse upside down
>Fix bosses computer at work
>See google searches for nude 12 year olds
>Lol inside
>my mom uses IE
>tell her to switch to FF
>she refuses
>change the IE shortcut to open FF
>she notices everything loads faster but think it's some IE update
>just as planned
>mom spends all day playing backgammon against the computer on facebook
>buy backgammon as mother's day gift so we can play together
>she would rather play against the computer
>; ;
>SON STOP DOWNLOADING IN YOUR COMPUTER, MY LAPTOP IS TAKING A LONG TIME TO BOOT
>dad pronounces "gigabytes" as "jiggabytes" despite me correcting him multiple times
>Father in law types "google" in the google search box
>Clicks first result, which is google
>Googles what he wanted to find in the first place
>show google earth to mom
>find our house
>she tells me to go in the garden so she can see me on google earth
>live in malibu CA
>work at malibu boys and girls club
>watch highschool kids try to plug USB plugs into vents on monitor
>watch as other staff tries to help, confused why it's not going in
>help them
>get called a freaky computer nerd
>have to reinstall winXP on mom's laptop because it's slow as shit
>she asks me to back up everything she has
>I start saving folders and notice the C:\temp folder is huge
>go in it, see a hidden folder called "Work"
>almost 8 GB big, full of horse porn
>the next day she asks what was wrong
>I say "mostly spyware, it look a bit of horsing around to remove it"
>her face
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