Red Dead Redemption - Glitch of the Year Edition

epic game with epic bugs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYdCvN-ukRY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVVXyKP1FVk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q7v4F8r9Og
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2r8S4uke34

Computers with Moms and Dads

>dad uses computer
>double click all links

    >help dad with his laptop
    >desktop is filled with porn

    >build mom $1,000 system for converting home movies and editing and burning to blu-ray
    >dedicated sims 3 system

    >try to show mom you can use ctrl-c/v to copy and paste
    >she refuses, saying "it's too complicated"

>Dad: "Okay, now scroll up"
>Me: *scrolls up*
>Dad: "NO, I SAID UP!"
>Me" "I JUST DID!"
>Dad: "FUCK, I PAID TO SEND YOU TO SCHOOL, AND YOU STILL DONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UP AND DOWN."
>Me: *scrolls down*
>Dad: "THAT'S BETTER!"

    >dad has cellphone for 5 years
    >doesn't know how to add new contacts

    >aunt uses my comp
    >says comp is broken
    >mouse upside down

>Fix bosses computer at work
>See google searches for nude 12 year olds
>Lol inside

    >my mom uses IE
    >tell her to switch to FF
    >she refuses
    >change the IE shortcut to open FF
    >she notices everything loads faster but think it's some IE update
    >just as planned

    >mom spends all day playing backgammon against the computer on facebook
    >buy backgammon as mother's day gift so we can play together
    >she would rather play against the computer
    >; ;

>SON STOP DOWNLOADING IN YOUR COMPUTER, MY LAPTOP IS TAKING A LONG TIME TO BOOT

    >dad pronounces "gigabytes" as "jiggabytes" despite me correcting him multiple times

>Father in law types "google" in the google search box
>Clicks first result, which is google
>Googles what he wanted to find in the first place

    >show google earth to mom
    >find our house
    >she tells me to go in the garden so she can see me on google earth

    >live in malibu CA
    >work at malibu boys and girls club
    >watch highschool kids try to plug USB plugs into vents on monitor
    >watch as other staff tries to help, confused why it's not going in
    >help them
    >get called a freaky computer nerd


    >have to reinstall winXP on mom's laptop because it's slow as shit
    >she asks me to back up everything she has
    >I start saving folders and notice the C:\temp folder is huge
    >go in it, see a hidden folder called "Work"
    >almost 8 GB big, full of horse porn
    >the next day she asks what was wrong
    >I say "mostly spyware, it look a bit of horsing around to remove it"
    >her face

Hayate the Combat Butler RPG

Some people on Mangafox made a HnG RPG. Worth a try if you've read it.

http://www.mediafire.com/?jmtuzzymecm

Physcho Dog Man on News

that's some fine news reporting, lou!



epic remix:

Funny Amazon Reviews

Gillette Razor Power, Fusion Gamer, 1-Count Package (Health and Beauty)

51 of 57 people found the following review helpful: The ONLY razor for gamers., March 2, 2009 By  T. Johnson "tojo2000" (Santa Clara, CA)  Kudos to Gillette for being the first company to recognize that the stubble created by days of gaming cannot be shaven by any ordinary tool made by modern man. In the 80's, many a man succumbed to "Donkey Kong Beard", a near-fatal illness which would befall only the most frequent denizens of the mall arcade. Now, a much more lethal malady, Halo sideburns, threatens to nip the lives of our most precious resource, our post-pubescent children, in the proverbial bud. Please, protect someone you love. Buy them the Gillette Razor Power, Fusion Gamer today. Nothing else will combat Gamer Stubble.

45 of 53 people found the following review helpful: Works, but tinged with hate and fear, March 2, 2009 By  Robert O'Gwynn (Jackson, MS USA) I tried to buy the Gillette Razor Power, Fusion Gamer(tm) from Best Circuit Shack, but one of the beflippered gnomes who toil there refused to sell it to me. When I approached the counter to purchase this clearly superior shaving wand, "Doug" began to hammer me with questions. "What's your favorite game? What are the other names of Jenova? How many alts do you have in WoW? Have you ever run a CS server?" Flustered, I could only stammer out thin excuses. "Doug" grew suspicious and hustled me into the back. There he strapped me down to an Ultimate Game Chair(tm) and poured Mountain Dew Game Fuel(tm) into my ears until I confessed I only owned a second-hand Dreamcast. They kicked me out, taunting me as I left defeated. However, once in the car, I managed to drive at twice the speed of Twitter and bought a Gillette Razor Power, Fusion Gamer(tm) from Target, cleverly bookending it with a bag of Cheetos(tm) and a copy of "Puru Puru Ne Sho Ma Machinehead Samurai Kitty". The unsophisticated checkout girl never thought to ask, and she practically smiled at me. I went home and shaved. My chin is now hairless. In summary, the Gillette Razor Power, Fusion Gamer(tm) is a good razor, but it is prejudiced against non-power gamers. 3 stars.

68 of 85 people found the following review helpful: Not as good as the Gamestop Collector's Edition, March 2, 2009 By  Sine Nomine "pubwookie" (Mankato, MN United States) I'm a little disappointed in that the sixth blade that came with the Gamestop Collector's Edition was not available for purchase at least as downloadable content for those who didn't pre-order. My only hope now is to find one used as a trade-in. The blade works so-so when shaving while playing Left4Dead, and the actual blood spurting from your neck when you yank it accidentally during a surprise zombie rush really adds to the realism. Bonus for those people still playing with CRT screens -- the reflective glass works like a mirror so you can shave without having to use the EyeToy or Live Vision Camera to see yourself, and since the razor runs on batteries, you can even do this during a power outage with sufficient candle light in front of your TV.

12 of 14 people found the following review helpful: The razor to end all razors!, March 2, 2009 By  Logan Kelly-Johnston (Fayetteville, NC)   This thing is amazing. Not only am I a gamer, I'm also a hardcore beard-grower. Normal razors just didn't do it for me -- they usually broke, shattering microscopic pieces of razor everywhere. Not this puppy. As soon as I took it out of the package, I could actually feel my beard shift away in fear. But there would be no hiding from this blade. A few quick strokes and my gamer-beard was no more! Also: if you want to get the achievement for shaving in under a minute, skip the lathering stage -- it's way too time-consuming and you'll never make it. Just go straight for the beard and those 50 points will be yours.

on a related note, link to the classic Nipple Extractor review:
http://fabuloustian.blogspot.com/2008/12/best-review-on-amazon.html

Vote for Running Bear!

Nike promises to print whatever has the most votes. gogogogo
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Japanese police have attracted attention for their flashy samurai-style takedown of a knife-wielding maniac who had already stabbed one officer, being photographed in a “swordfight” as they subdued him.
The incident began one morning with police in the historic city of Nara receiving a report of a “quarrel” in which one man had been stabbed.
Police arrived in the area in force, dispatching some 40 officers to the area, and began searching for the suspect.
Soon a sergeant found the suspect, a 31-year-old unemployed man later found to have 3 kitchen and fruit knives in his possession (he can be seen dual-wielding in the photographs), 400m away from his home, and approached him for questioning.
He did not however come willingly, stabbing at one officer’s head and injuring him lightly. Reinforcements arrived rapidly and began to subdue him in uniquely Japanese style, using their batons as bokken:

The man was arrested and charged with interfering with police duties and assaulting a police officer, charges he denies saying “I have absolutely no recollection of the event.”
Whatever else can be said of Japanese police (who carry pistols as standard), they do deserve credit for not lazily gunning the suspect down or tasering him into cardiac arrest as police elsewhere do frequently.