White

This little chinese boy walks into the room with his mother after he had gotten into some flour.
He said, "Look mom, I'm white!"
She slapped him and told him to go see his father.
He went in the room and said, "Look dad, I'm white!"
His father did the same thing and slapped him and told him to go see his grandmother.
He went to his grandmother and said, "Look, I'm white!"
She slapped him and told him to go see his mom.
He walked back in the room with his mom and she said, "Did you learn anything from this?"
The little mexican boy said, "Yeah, I been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you damn chinks."