What's up My name is Danzo I used to work with a guy called Hanzo See how those names conveniently rhyme? Maybe Kishi foresaw I'd write this ahead of time. But forget that other guy, he's dead, who cares? Anyway, some enemies popped outta who-knows where, And they were after me 'cause I'm the Hokage now. I'd B.S.'d my way into it, don't ask me how. So, "Chill, dudes, I got this", I say to my guys, And I surprise you all (or not) by revealin' what lies Behind my bandages as I pull 'em aside And I SHA-RIN-GAN Sure, this is stupid, to the point of gettin' funny, But it's still good enough to take your kids' money While random characters just open their eyes And SHA-RIN-GAN Someone accidentally falls on his head And he SHA-RIN-GAN Kishi spills some ink on the wrong place And SHA-RIN-GAN
OK, seriously, guys, let's make some more plot devices... I GET A SHARINGAN EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME PRETTY MUCH ANYTIME, EVEN WHEN YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH ME YOU SAY IT'S A BAD GIMMICK, BUT I SAY IT MAKES MONEY IN FACT, WE JUST MIGHT END UP GIVIN' IT TO EVERYBODY
Naruto version of "Jizz In My Pants"
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