Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Oh Law'd


Another year, another look at wacky laws still on the books:

In West Virginia, it is illegal to taunt someone who decides not to participate in a duel or who declines to accept a challenge.

From California: It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Baldwin Park, California: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

Chico, California: Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

In Hollywood "It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time."

In Norco "All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first."

San Francisco: Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.

In Alabama it is against the law to exploit a bear by promoting, engaging in or being employed at a bear wrestling match...

Small Georgia town that still had a law on the books stating that you had to have your negros off the street by dark.

(even if they wore reflectors)
(at least they took down the sign at town entrance "don't let the sun set on your black ass in Riverdale")

Thursday, December 25, 2008

The Best Review on Amazon


http://www.amazon.com/4498-Nipple-Extractor-1-2/dp/B0002XH4KE/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_i


Nipple Extractor - 1/2"

Most Helpful Customer Reviews
Now I am a woman, July 24, 2005

"I grew up without nipples. I knew that one day, they would descend, and that would be the day when I could proudly call myself a woman. But I was growing worried. By the time I was 17, I still had no nipples. At 21, I was beginning to panic. When I turned 27, I finally found these nipple extractors, and they saved my self-esteem.

With two simple twists of the wrist, I flowered. Now I could proudly disrobe at the local topless beach, where before I'd been shamed.

I've just been debating whether or not I should attempt to locate superfluous nipples elsewhere on my body. "

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE



FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Cowboy Bebop Live-Action Movie Confirmed



http://www.icv2.com/articles/news/13950.html
Cowboy Bebop live action movie is happening
but look who they casted for Spike.. Keanu Reeves lol
好莱坞正在制作世上最经典的动画赏金猎人的真人电影,
选的主角是演Matrix出名的这家伙哈哈

at least he's a fan of the show, so this should be interesting...

if they really do get Yoko Kanno to compose the tracks and Bruce Willis to play as Jet, i can see something incredible happening


btw, if you havn't seen Cowboy Bebop, give it a shot, it really is the greatest anime yet (sry GL+CG fans lol)

Friday, December 19, 2008

EVERYONE, LEND ME YOUR POWER!





YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE PAIN SO WE PUT SOME PAIN IN YO PAIN SO U CAN HURT WHILE U HURT

Thursday, December 18, 2008

random videos





Thursday, December 11, 2008


Ore Wa...Zero

Lelouch...Omae Wo Korosu


shit was so casshern

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

lol Russian anime

hoho russians saving the world and horses running out of frozen lakes HELLZ YEA~



it's by studio 4C so it can't be that bad

link to more info

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Epic Gear in HomeDepot

From 2008 DC

"Sprayer for Stripper"
actually helps remove paint on the wall :x

From 2008 DC

ohhh burn!
took this from "The Onion" newspaper on the metro the other day

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

The Joy of Stalking


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thx google, for moving humanity forward

(no, you leave that "report a concern" button alone...)