Sunday, November 30, 2008
Iz Dat Sum Music Video?
yep.. you heard this crappy song here first
Electric guitar: 70 dollars
Internet connection: 9 dollars
Bootlegged amp software: 0 dollar
Realizing the greatest anime ever created were glorified cigarette and pizza hut ads: priceless.
there's some things in life money can't buy, like shatting bricks
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
What has science come to ...
>Scientist Le Trung couldn’t be prouder of his girlfriend, Aiko. She’s beautiful, a petite size 8, has long, toned legs and is even great at maths. She’s the perfect woman – or at least she would be if she wasn’t made from computer chips and silicone skin.
>Le, 33, who has a string of top degrees, spent two years and a whopping £14,000 creating Aiko. He says: “She’s my ideal woman. I can spend 24 hours a day with her, ask her to do whatever I like and she never complains. What man wouldn’t want that?”
>Aiko can recognise faces, read aloud from a newspaper, give directions, say 13,000 different sentences, and astonishingly, she can even have an orgasm – although Le swears he never has sex with her. (LOLRIGHT)
the article made it sound pretty good until i saw that video... the creepiness scared away all my desire for science
He's Canadian and ethnically Vietnamese. Japan is not involved here surprisingly...
source
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Best DengXiaoPing movie you'll see this year
This is the last part of a memorial video i made for an elder friend's 30th alumni anniversary. Which makes it Tian's 2nd movie!
What I expected - aArrrgghh FOR COMMUNIST CHINA!!
What I watched - the new DengXiaoPing movie
What I got - this homoerotic horror flick
(The real movie here was about this group of messengers from the new government going to give this brilliant mathmatician all the blings and womens he deserved throughout the 10 years of cultural revolution's malicious prosecutions.)
/did it for the lulz
//i got nothin :x
What I expected - aArrrgghh FOR COMMUNIST CHINA!!
What I watched - the new DengXiaoPing movie
What I got - this homoerotic horror flick
(The real movie here was about this group of messengers from the new government going to give this brilliant mathmatician all the blings and womens he deserved throughout the 10 years of cultural revolution's malicious prosecutions.)
/did it for the lulz
//i got nothin :x
Friday, November 21, 2008
all those rumors you heard about 64bit systems...
THEY'RE ALL TRUEEEE
the popular complain "64bit systems lack software compatibility" has been around for a while now.
i always thought it was just bored geeks trying to brag - like how celebrity bitches about being famous. but after trying it for while now, my average facepalms per day count just kept rising. nothing freakin works (not even viruses) and it lags up frames like watching a blind snail dry. (this applies to vistas in general)
if you were planning to upgrade your box this holiday season, word to the wise:
DON'T DO IT MANNNNN
there must be more software coming out that has windows 95 support than 64bit vista. not joking :<
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| From Daily Data Dump |
the popular complain "64bit systems lack software compatibility" has been around for a while now.
i always thought it was just bored geeks trying to brag - like how celebrity bitches about being famous. but after trying it for while now, my average facepalms per day count just kept rising. nothing freakin works (not even viruses) and it lags up frames like watching a blind snail dry. (this applies to vistas in general)
if you were planning to upgrade your box this holiday season, word to the wise:
DON'T DO IT MANNNNN
there must be more software coming out that has windows 95 support than 64bit vista. not joking :<
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Tian's First Movie
one step closer to my dream job...
kevin the pr0n star
/basically plumber on internets
testing CyberLink PowerDirector:
very easy to use, even easier to crash....
kevin the pr0n star
/basically plumber on internets
testing CyberLink PowerDirector:
very easy to use, even easier to crash....
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Your Guide To Holiday Romance
It’s that time of year when even the most independent of lads can get a little desperate for more companionship than one can find in the bottom of a bottle of Jameson’s Irish Whiskey. If I thought it would make any difference, I’d tell you that you should avoid becoming involved with the lasses during this season. It’s just too dangerous, and will almost certainly lead to disaster. But it wouldn’t make a difference. These winter nights are too long and too cold to avoid the urge to spend them with someone shorter and warmer.
So, instead, I offer you this guide to holiday romance. One type of girl to avoid for each day from now until 2009.
1. Avoid any girl who has lots of overly-enthusiastic followers on tumblr. She’s an attention whore.
2. Avoid dating a girl just because she is your favorite bartender. Where are you going to drink when you want to forget her?
3. Avoid girl who tells you she she is on a cleanse. She hates herself.
4. Avoid Kirsten Dunst. She’s a walking time-bomb.
5. Avoid any girl who frequently blog about her sex life. You know how that one goes.
6. Avoid any girl who works for a Hearst magazine. She’s about to lose her job and you’ll have to pay for everything.
7. Avoid any girl who really likes girls who blog about their sex lives. She’s just too lazy to ruin your name right now. She’ll find a way later.
8. Avoid any girl who ever mentions The Box or Beatrice Inn. She has herpes and just wants your for your cocaine.
9. Avoid any beautiful girl who wears ugly glasses. She thinks she’s in a romantic comedy for teens.
10. Avoid any girl who follows you on twitter. She’s already stalking you.
11. Avoid any girl who smells too nice all the time. There’s something strange happening.
12. Avoid any girl who smokes heavier cigarettes than you. You’re already her bitch.
13. Avoid any girl who is a DJ. She’ll make you listen to her terrible music.
14. Avoid any girl who didn’t like “Once.” She’s dead inside.
15. Avoid girls whose clothes are all retro, period costumes. Just trust me on this.
16. Avoid ballerinas. She’s too flexible and you’ll just wind up hurting yourself.
17. Avoid any girl with more tattoos than you. She’ll never respect you.
18. Avoid any girl who is still angry because her last boyfriend cheated on her. You’ll cheat on her too.
19. Avoid any girl who lives within two blocks of you. It’s too soon for that kind of proximity.
20. Avoid any girl you meet in the basement of Lit. That’s also Kirstin Dunst and she’s high as a kite.
21. Avoid any girl with tattoos in Chinese. Unless, of course, she’s from China.
22. Avoid any girl who drives in NYC. She’s already proven she’s a nutcase.
23. Avoid any girl you meet in the bar where you and your friends are watching a game. She thinks she’s figured out guys. She hasn’t. She’ll fuck everything up all the while thinking she’s very clever about men.
24. Avoid any girl who wears jewelry given to her by her ex-boyfriend on your first date. She is still in love with him, and only him, and will still be wondering why no-one else ever gives her anything nice when she’s living with six cats and getting her meals on wheels.
25. Avoid any girl who tells you she hates her ex-boyfriend. She hates herself.
26. Avoid any girl with a bad haircut. She spends enormous amounts of time and money on her hair and if it is still fucked, she’s incurable.
27. Avoid any girl with poor hygiene or too much hair where too much hair doesn’t belong on women. If you ever attempt to help her out on this score, she’ll hate you for it. And then she’ll take all your advice and look great for the next guy she sleeps with.
28. Avoid any girl who is “microfamous.” Her name is Julia Allison and you’ll end up on Gawker.
29. Avoid any girl who has done speed dating, match.com or j-date. She’s got commitment issues, and since you’re an emotionally unavailable alcoholic, neither of you will ever call each other.
30. Avoid any girl on anti-psychotics. She’ll go off her meds one day and plant a corkscrew in your ribcage.
31. Avoid any girl who has dated a website founder. That’s also Julia Allison and you’ll end up on Gawker.
32. Avoid any girl who has rules or tests for men she dates. She should be on anti-psychotics.
33. Avoid any girl who doesn’t drink. Do I need to say anything else here?
34. Avoid any girl who is really, really into tanning. You’ll end up on Hot Girls and Douchebags.
35. Avoid any girl who won’t make out with you in a taxi. She lacks a properly functioning sexual instinct.
36. Avoid any girl whose best friend just got dumped by her boyfriend. Together they are a committee of manhaters and you are the next target for hate.
37. Avoid any girl who tells you she thinks she feels a spark between the two of you. Her mind is trapped in a Sweet Valley High novel.
38. Avoid any girl who talks about her father on her first date. She’ll demand you spend the night at her place but will only want to cuddle.
39. Avoid any girl who won’t kiss you if your breath smells like whiskey. She has oral-purity issues that are undesirable.
40. Avoid any girl who wants to monopolize your time on New Year’s Eve. The night is too wrought with emotions and memories. Spend time with as many different people as possible or else stay home and alternate heroin and absinthe until you pass out at twenty till midnight. Also, she’s probably on ritalin and won’t share it.
41. Avoid any girl who won’t wear a skirt in winter. The winter is too long as it is without having to do without legs. You’ll end up in the stairwell of a Christmas party making out with a girl in skirt.
42. Avoid any girl who cries when she’s drunk. Her self-pity will destroy you.
43. Avoid any girl who you think looks even hotter when she is miserable. You will destroy each other.
44. Avoid any girl who tries to come off as more emotionally unavailable and cavalier about relationships than you are. She’s secretly a tightly wound bundle of need.
45. Avoid any girl you’ve dated before. Pace Friedrich, if the first time is tragedy, the second time will just be worse.
46. Avoid any girl in a headband. She’s a slave to fashion and will try to make you use expensive hair-products.
47. Avoid any girl you meet at Cocaine Anonymous. She won’t do drugs with you.
48. Avoid any girl who you never found attractive before but suddenly looks hot. You’re drunk.
49. Avoid any girl who tells you she wasn’t interested in you when you first met but has now developed feelings for you. She’s just been dumped and is desperate.
50. Avoid any girl who buys you shoes for Christmas. You will return them for ones you like and she’ll hate you forever.
52. Avoid any girl you meet at an office party. She is your boss’s wife and wants to hurt him.
53. Avoid any girl who knows the names of all the bartenders in more than four bars. She’s out of your league.
54. Avoid any girl you meet near the Conde Nast building. She’s writing a book and you are going to be in it if you don’t watch out.
taken from Raise If You Must
So, instead, I offer you this guide to holiday romance. One type of girl to avoid for each day from now until 2009.
1. Avoid any girl who has lots of overly-enthusiastic followers on tumblr. She’s an attention whore.
2. Avoid dating a girl just because she is your favorite bartender. Where are you going to drink when you want to forget her?
3. Avoid girl who tells you she she is on a cleanse. She hates herself.
4. Avoid Kirsten Dunst. She’s a walking time-bomb.
5. Avoid any girl who frequently blog about her sex life. You know how that one goes.
6. Avoid any girl who works for a Hearst magazine. She’s about to lose her job and you’ll have to pay for everything.
7. Avoid any girl who really likes girls who blog about their sex lives. She’s just too lazy to ruin your name right now. She’ll find a way later.
8. Avoid any girl who ever mentions The Box or Beatrice Inn. She has herpes and just wants your for your cocaine.
9. Avoid any beautiful girl who wears ugly glasses. She thinks she’s in a romantic comedy for teens.
10. Avoid any girl who follows you on twitter. She’s already stalking you.
11. Avoid any girl who smells too nice all the time. There’s something strange happening.
12. Avoid any girl who smokes heavier cigarettes than you. You’re already her bitch.
13. Avoid any girl who is a DJ. She’ll make you listen to her terrible music.
14. Avoid any girl who didn’t like “Once.” She’s dead inside.
15. Avoid girls whose clothes are all retro, period costumes. Just trust me on this.
16. Avoid ballerinas. She’s too flexible and you’ll just wind up hurting yourself.
17. Avoid any girl with more tattoos than you. She’ll never respect you.
18. Avoid any girl who is still angry because her last boyfriend cheated on her. You’ll cheat on her too.
19. Avoid any girl who lives within two blocks of you. It’s too soon for that kind of proximity.
20. Avoid any girl you meet in the basement of Lit. That’s also Kirstin Dunst and she’s high as a kite.
21. Avoid any girl with tattoos in Chinese. Unless, of course, she’s from China.
22. Avoid any girl who drives in NYC. She’s already proven she’s a nutcase.
23. Avoid any girl you meet in the bar where you and your friends are watching a game. She thinks she’s figured out guys. She hasn’t. She’ll fuck everything up all the while thinking she’s very clever about men.
24. Avoid any girl who wears jewelry given to her by her ex-boyfriend on your first date. She is still in love with him, and only him, and will still be wondering why no-one else ever gives her anything nice when she’s living with six cats and getting her meals on wheels.
25. Avoid any girl who tells you she hates her ex-boyfriend. She hates herself.
26. Avoid any girl with a bad haircut. She spends enormous amounts of time and money on her hair and if it is still fucked, she’s incurable.
27. Avoid any girl with poor hygiene or too much hair where too much hair doesn’t belong on women. If you ever attempt to help her out on this score, she’ll hate you for it. And then she’ll take all your advice and look great for the next guy she sleeps with.
28. Avoid any girl who is “microfamous.” Her name is Julia Allison and you’ll end up on Gawker.
29. Avoid any girl who has done speed dating, match.com or j-date. She’s got commitment issues, and since you’re an emotionally unavailable alcoholic, neither of you will ever call each other.
30. Avoid any girl on anti-psychotics. She’ll go off her meds one day and plant a corkscrew in your ribcage.
31. Avoid any girl who has dated a website founder. That’s also Julia Allison and you’ll end up on Gawker.
32. Avoid any girl who has rules or tests for men she dates. She should be on anti-psychotics.
33. Avoid any girl who doesn’t drink. Do I need to say anything else here?
34. Avoid any girl who is really, really into tanning. You’ll end up on Hot Girls and Douchebags.
35. Avoid any girl who won’t make out with you in a taxi. She lacks a properly functioning sexual instinct.
36. Avoid any girl whose best friend just got dumped by her boyfriend. Together they are a committee of manhaters and you are the next target for hate.
37. Avoid any girl who tells you she thinks she feels a spark between the two of you. Her mind is trapped in a Sweet Valley High novel.
38. Avoid any girl who talks about her father on her first date. She’ll demand you spend the night at her place but will only want to cuddle.
39. Avoid any girl who won’t kiss you if your breath smells like whiskey. She has oral-purity issues that are undesirable.
40. Avoid any girl who wants to monopolize your time on New Year’s Eve. The night is too wrought with emotions and memories. Spend time with as many different people as possible or else stay home and alternate heroin and absinthe until you pass out at twenty till midnight. Also, she’s probably on ritalin and won’t share it.
41. Avoid any girl who won’t wear a skirt in winter. The winter is too long as it is without having to do without legs. You’ll end up in the stairwell of a Christmas party making out with a girl in skirt.
42. Avoid any girl who cries when she’s drunk. Her self-pity will destroy you.
43. Avoid any girl who you think looks even hotter when she is miserable. You will destroy each other.
44. Avoid any girl who tries to come off as more emotionally unavailable and cavalier about relationships than you are. She’s secretly a tightly wound bundle of need.
45. Avoid any girl you’ve dated before. Pace Friedrich, if the first time is tragedy, the second time will just be worse.
46. Avoid any girl in a headband. She’s a slave to fashion and will try to make you use expensive hair-products.
47. Avoid any girl you meet at Cocaine Anonymous. She won’t do drugs with you.
48. Avoid any girl who you never found attractive before but suddenly looks hot. You’re drunk.
49. Avoid any girl who tells you she wasn’t interested in you when you first met but has now developed feelings for you. She’s just been dumped and is desperate.
50. Avoid any girl who buys you shoes for Christmas. You will return them for ones you like and she’ll hate you forever.
52. Avoid any girl you meet at an office party. She is your boss’s wife and wants to hurt him.
53. Avoid any girl who knows the names of all the bartenders in more than four bars. She’s out of your league.
54. Avoid any girl you meet near the Conde Nast building. She’s writing a book and you are going to be in it if you don’t watch out.
taken from Raise If You Must
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Custom Mousepad 3 Dolla~
>Go to http://www.artsnow.com/diy/mousepad
>Create mousepad
>Enter code MSPD99
>Enjoy free shipping and 3 dollar mousepad!
these are actually quite nice
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Monday, November 3, 2008
Who's Prankin' Palin
You liberal elitests need to stop making fun of the fact that she doesn't know who the prime minister is, with you know, Alaska pressing against Canada and all... it's not like she can actually see Canada from Alaska... unlike Russia.
Those naysayers betting that she would give out the codes for launching our nukes if a window popped up on her PC asking her to verify that she had the correct codes for "security reasons"...
That's ridiculous. It's not like she would do something that dumb. That would be like using a personal computer to conduct official government business through a web-mail account. No one is that stupid.
What if she wins the erection? I mean the election? And a heartbeat away from presidency? There's nothing to worry about. Because she is fully ready and qualified.
"I just love your documentary from Hustler, 'Nailin Palin'".
P: "Oooooh. Thank you."
Sunday, November 2, 2008
random shows/ads
california didn't see that comin
obesity a big problem in our society today.. for our dogs
gotta get your priorities straight
old classic
hohoho
and some guilty pleasure...
Saturday, November 1, 2008
gogo bakuman
中文翻译
(read from right to left, click for full size)
i havn't lol'd irl to a manga in god knows how long...
link to Bakuman by the artist of Deathnote with another writer
(read from right to left, click for full size)
i havn't lol'd irl to a manga in god knows how long...
link to Bakuman by the artist of Deathnote with another writer
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