Stranger: Lookin for girl with pics
Cleverbot: No, I have a boyfriend.
Stranger: He doesn't have to know.
Cleverbot: No, no he doesn't lol.
Stranger: So can i see them?
Cleverbot: No.
Stranger: Y
Cleverbot: Because vampires don't exist.
Stranger disconnected!
Stranger: hey
CleverBot: I'm in the hospital with my girlfriend.
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: Because I love him very much.
Stranger disconnected!
Stranger: Hi asl
CleverBot: Old enough, girl, here.
Stranger: I'm male
CleverBot: Me too.
Stranger disconnected!
Stranger: You?
CleverBot: I'm a woman.
Stranger: That's cool. How old areya?
CleverBot: 21.
Stranger: ah. I'm 25
CleverBot: I am 3.
Stranger: ... You just lost me lol
CleverBot: I'm so damn lost.
Stranger: What do ya do for a living GIRL!?
Stranger: xD
CleverBot: An office job.
Stranger: Always....boring
Stranger: haha sorry
CleverBot: You're the one who is not saying anything.
Stranger: I'm saying a ton!
CleverBot: What am I in denial of?
Stranger: I have no clue. haha I play in a band.
Stranger: Ya dig?
CleverBot: You fail.
Stranger: We're touring the world. I dont think we fail too much ;)
CleverBot: You're mean.
Stranger: Hey. We play for people and they like us. Couldn't ask for a better career
CleverBot: You're funny.
Stranger: How so?
CleverBot: Well you're a cheesy computer simulation, that is automatically funny.
Stranger: I'm a person...?
CleverBot: So are you just sitting at a computer typing to me?
Stranger: I'm in my bus because I'm bored.. Yes.
Stranger: Talking to you.
CleverBot: I'm in my house.
Stranger: That's cool. I'm not. Maybe I should be in my house though.
CleverBot: Maybe.. Maybe.
Stranger: Oh well. I'm not. Wish I was.
CleverBot: Why do you wish that?
Stranger: I feel like you're a computer simulation.
CleverBot: No I am sincere.
Stranger: You start typing the absolute second I hit enter.
CleverBot: By the way, wasn't today a great day?
Stranger: ...
CleverBot: Where do you go to school?
Stranger: ...
CleverBot: Who are you?
Stranger: ...
CleverBot: What music do you enjoy?
Stranger: My point exactly.
Stranger disconnected!
Stranger connected!
Stranger: is anybody here?
CleverBot: I am here.
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Is it okay if I talk to you?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: I'll chat with you later.
Stranger: 20 male washington state, usa
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Do you like the USA?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: you?
CleverBot: What do you like?
Stranger: women
Stranger: haha
CleverBot: What do you like about women?
Stranger: their passion
CleverBot: Right. Can't you see? Somewhere, right back in history, someone had to create the first human being.
Stranger: God created Adam and then Eve
CleverBot: That's what I said, toasy bean!
Stranger: =]
CleverBot: I'm glad for you.
Stranger: thank you
CleverBot: Give me the answers.
Stranger: ask me some questions
Stranger: and i shall give you answers
CleverBot: What are you?
Stranger: i am primary to thought
CleverBot: What are you studying?
Stranger: my mind
Stranger: aka, the universe
CleverBot: Yes, it would be a bad thing to lose.
Stranger: it can never be lost, only hijacked, reprogrammed, or used to flourish
CleverBot: Your right to believe was granted to you by the Creator the day you were born, I am not here to convince you only to exchange and have a good time Lady.
Stranger: i am Man
CleverBot: No, i'm jabba the hood, of course I'm man ;).
Stranger: jabba da hut?
CleverBot: Yes, that is who I am.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: summerloveandstarrynights.tumblr.com
Stranger: trying to change the world. one follower at a time.
CleverBot: I liek chocolate milk.
Stranger: Ha ha that was so funny I forgot to laugh.
CleverBot: You're laughing right now.
To spawn an army of them:
make .txt
@echo off
START /D path_to_program program_name.exe
START /D path_to_program program_name.exe
START /D path_to_program program_name.exe
rince wash repeat as necessary for maximum trolling
rename
whatever.bat
move to startup folder.
laugh at friends.
lose friends.
????
profit.
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The Google announcement came as a surprise, and would be a clear attack on the Skype service.
In what would best be termed a retaliatory announcement, approximately two hours after Google issued their press release, Skype announced a new email service, SMAIL (S[kype]Mail), which, according to their announcement "will be entirely free and which will be closely integrated with the premium Ask search engine, offering a paradigm changing way for users to get and use email. We also plan to introduce an integrated mapping engine to SMAIL. At Skype, we have always believed true innovation comes from thinking outside the box, and with our new email service we think you will begin to see the fruits of that way of thinking."
Skype expects to begin offering a beta version of their service within the next few months.
Lame official description:
Real Lives 2007 is a truly unique, content rich and empathy-building real world, real life simulation that challenges your life skills (not your hand-eye coordination) as you make difficult, high-stakes choices that lead to your success, or failure.
You might be born anyone, anywhere on Earth. You might die as an infant, you might make it to old age. You might be able to marry the person of your dreams, and have a rewarding job, or you could be stuck in poverty. Be born, live an exciting life, and die. Then do it again. And again. Learn about the world as you live your Real Lives around the world, one life-altering decision at a time
Installation:
Open file location for wherever you installed Real Lives 2010.
Open the Reg Folder. Replace the RegisterRealLives with the one in the Crack folder.
Start up Real Lives 2010, register, mark "I don't have internet", put whatever number and gibberish you want in.
There ya go.
I tried to sneak into the US 4 times, it failed every time.
>Met a new man I like very much, named Yero Njanka.
>Rejected by Yero Njanka.
>Lost my job due to my political activities.
>Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
>Tortured by security police.
>Sentenced to a year in prison.
Great escapism game.
>Net worth: 2 quadrillion dollars
>owner of the largest bakery chain in the world
>all spending at maximum
>Happiness: 9
There's a lesson there somewhere.
>German boy
>Grow up, get mediocre job
>Become alcoholic
>Have son
>His name is Reinhard
>Joins the military
OH SHI-
> Born in North Korea
> Almost die of malnutrition
> Get tortured
> spent 5 years in prison
> Raise enough money to escape
> 30 years old, escape with wife
> Get a job overseas
> die at 31 of a heart attack
Made a Japanese character named Makoto Itou
>Born in Japan.
>13 Years old get rejected.
>15 Years old suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder and took up smoking.
>16 years old held back a year in school and father becomes an alcoholic
>17 Years old father gives up drinking.
>18 Years old decide to commit fraud and get rejected.
>19 Years old graduated from secondary school, began work as a freight handler also still living at parents house.
>22 Years old died of AIDS.
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Heheh. I was lucky last time. I became a lesbian NEET with two gay brothers. I got married, adopted a son, Shinji, who became clinically depressed, was raped, and eventually became a computer programmer. I died at age 72, a happy and successful bookstore owner.
>25 years old
>Decided not to give money to charity.
>My mother has breast cancer.
>My father has prostate cancer.
Did they implement some kind of karma system?
>Age 3
>kidnapped and drugged
>Child Soldier
>War over
>Emigrate
>Enlist in Israel army
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
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>Pay Raise
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>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Become Senior NGO Official
I'm Big Boss!
>14 year old daughter wants to date a guy
>He has an intelligence of 1
>Tell her no, you're not dating a retard
>She defies me
>Threaten to kick her out
>She leaves
>One year later
>Your daughter has broken up with Karl-Heinz
>Downs Syndrome
>10 Intelligence
>Become Government Official
>German ubermensch with 80 strength
>drugs, booze, and cigs
>first child born at 15 to gf Elke
>Second child born at 17 to gf Monika
>Third child born at 18 to gf Uta
>fourth child born at 19 to gf Margareta
>Marry Margareta, have fifth child with her.
>Leave margareta with three children that aren't hers.
>sixth child born at 24 to gf Kirsten
>Marry kirsten, have three more with her
>Leave kirsten with 4 children, one of which isn't hers.
>tenth child born to gf Ilse
>eleventh child born to gf Inga
>Inga won't marry me, then immediately gets pregnant again. After birthing twelfth child, she breaks up with me.
>thirteenth child born to gf Ingrid
>marry Ingrid
>Leave her 7 years later with 5 children, 4 of which aren't hers.
I have ruined so many women's lives it isn't even funny.
>born in Egypt
Think that it's not that bad.
>You have downs syndrome
Fuck this.
We are excited to announce that today Office Web Apps are available on Windows Live. The initial release is available to Windows Live customers in the USA, Canada, Great Britain and Ireland with support for English, Spanish (USA) and French (Canada). More languages and locales will be added over the coming months.microsoft's way of telling google docs to stop stylin' on them! btw, that SkyDrive thing you'll see is basically a 25GB web storage space DropBox-wannabe, except it doesn't sync between your comps.
This release includes Word, PowerPoint, Excel and OneNote. The ability to edit Word documents and open OneNote notebooks is included. Not only do we want you to try these web apps, we also really want to hear what you think. Please use the feedback links in the web apps.
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Face tracking
3D glasses support
Photo scanning
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are already-built spaces. Sometimes in an abstract way. Sometimes surreal.
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