New iPhone 5 Release Experiment

They try this experiment every time a new Apple product is announced and people fall for it every time :\ 

Here's a video of showing people an iPad 2 disguised as the New iPad:
http://gizmodo.com/5894094/we-people-an-ipad-2-told-them-it-was-the-new-ipad-and-they-loved-it

Is it all just in our heads?

E3 2010 vs 2011

2010 so bad it's brilliant:


2011 plain bad:

Foxconn factory explosion in China kills two

 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-13476800

"The incident happened on a production line for Apple's iPad 2 in Chengdu in the south-eastern province of Sichuan, according to local media reports.

It is unclear whether production of the iPad will be disrupted."

Lol at the disregard for human life, OH NOES IPAD DISRUPTION.

A Crab's Last Words

Original picture from some magazine:

What it turned into:

Successful Black Man lol

EPIC STOP MOTION VIDEO

there's actually no post-edit effects if you look closely lol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL6-talzXRk



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3LBxoXXw64



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8STNYOz7cO4&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t86D3WTKouk&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfP_rJ7Jn84

USA no longer the fattest in the world!

 
WE DID IT WOOOO LET'S GO CELEBRATE AT BURGER KINGS

You Laugh, You Lose

Stop this video on 0:23, then mute it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS1dO0JC2EE

Then start this video and return to previous video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow

the best Halo Reach videos to-date

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFtZ8ysoYCY


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4DHllroiqM

9/13 baby!

saw this AFTER i ate it...

Real Lives

Now you too can be the little girl!

Download the 2010 version at
http://www.mediafire.com/?zzyywmmoyjw

Download the 2007 version at here or here

Lame official description:
Real Lives 2007 is a truly unique, content rich and empathy-building real world, real life simulation that challenges your life skills (not your hand-eye coordination) as you make difficult, high-stakes choices that lead to your success, or failure.

You might be born anyone, anywhere on Earth. You might die as an infant, you might make it to old age. You might be able to marry the person of your dreams, and have a rewarding job, or you could be stuck in poverty. Be born, live an exciting life, and die. Then do it again. And again. Learn about the world as you live your Real Lives around the world, one life-altering decision at a time

Installation:
Open file location for wherever you installed Real Lives 2010.
Open the Reg Folder. Replace the RegisterRealLives with the one in the Crack folder.
Start up Real Lives 2010, register, mark "I don't have internet", put whatever number and gibberish you want in.
There ya go.

Testimonies:

I tried to sneak into the US 4 times, it failed every time.
>Met a new man I like very much, named Yero Njanka.
>Rejected by Yero Njanka.
>Lost my job due to my political activities.
>Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
>Tortured by security police.
>Sentenced to a year in prison.
Great escapism game.

>Net worth: 2 quadrillion dollars
>owner of the largest bakery chain in the world
>all spending at maximum
>Happiness: 9

There's a lesson there somewhere.

>German boy
>Grow up, get mediocre job
>Become alcoholic
>Have son
>His name is Reinhard
>Joins the military

OH SHI-

> Born in North Korea
> Almost die of malnutrition
> Get tortured
> spent 5 years in prison
> Raise enough money to escape
> 30 years old, escape with wife
> Get a job overseas
> die at 31 of a heart attack

Made a Japanese character named Makoto Itou

>Born in Japan.
>13 Years old get rejected.
>15 Years old suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder and took up smoking.
>16 years old held back a year in school and father becomes an alcoholic
>17 Years old father gives up drinking.
>18 Years old decide to commit fraud and get rejected.
>19 Years old graduated from secondary school, began work as a freight handler also still living at parents house.
>22 Years old died of AIDS.

livinthedream.jpg

Heheh. I was lucky last time. I became a lesbian NEET with two gay brothers. I got married, adopted a son, Shinji, who became clinically depressed, was raped, and eventually became a computer programmer. I died at age 72, a happy and successful bookstore owner.

>25 years old
>Decided not to give money to charity.

>My mother has breast cancer.
>My father has prostate cancer.

Did they implement some kind of karma system?

>Age 3
>kidnapped and drugged
>Child Soldier
>War over
>Emigrate
>Enlist in Israel army
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Become Senior NGO Official
I'm Big Boss!

>14 year old daughter wants to date a guy
>He has an intelligence of 1
>Tell her no, you're not dating a retard
>She defies me
>Threaten to kick her out
>She leaves
>One year later
>Your daughter has broken up with Karl-Heinz

 

>Downs Syndrome
>10 Intelligence
>Become Government Official

>German ubermensch with 80 strength
>drugs, booze, and cigs
>first child born at 15 to gf Elke
>Second child born at 17 to gf Monika
>Third child born at 18 to gf Uta
>fourth child born at 19 to gf Margareta
>Marry Margareta, have fifth child with her.
>Leave margareta with three children that aren't hers.
>sixth child born at 24 to gf Kirsten
>Marry kirsten, have three more with her
>Leave kirsten with 4 children, one of which isn't hers.
>tenth child born to gf Ilse
>eleventh child born to gf Inga
>Inga won't marry me, then immediately gets pregnant again. After birthing twelfth child, she breaks up with me.
>thirteenth child born to gf Ingrid
>marry Ingrid
>Leave her 7 years later with 5 children, 4 of which aren't hers.

I have ruined so many women's lives it isn't even funny.

>born in Egypt
Think that it's not that bad.
>You have downs syndrome
Fuck this.

owned.

hope you're liking your world cup!

Red Dead Redemption - Glitch of the Year Edition

epic game with epic bugs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYdCvN-ukRY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVVXyKP1FVk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q7v4F8r9Og
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2r8S4uke34

Computers with Moms and Dads

>dad uses computer
>double click all links

    >help dad with his laptop
    >desktop is filled with porn

    >build mom $1,000 system for converting home movies and editing and burning to blu-ray
    >dedicated sims 3 system

    >try to show mom you can use ctrl-c/v to copy and paste
    >she refuses, saying "it's too complicated"

>Dad: "Okay, now scroll up"
>Me: *scrolls up*
>Dad: "NO, I SAID UP!"
>Me" "I JUST DID!"
>Dad: "FUCK, I PAID TO SEND YOU TO SCHOOL, AND YOU STILL DONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UP AND DOWN."
>Me: *scrolls down*
>Dad: "THAT'S BETTER!"

    >dad has cellphone for 5 years
    >doesn't know how to add new contacts

    >aunt uses my comp
    >says comp is broken
    >mouse upside down

>Fix bosses computer at work
>See google searches for nude 12 year olds
>Lol inside

    >my mom uses IE
    >tell her to switch to FF
    >she refuses
    >change the IE shortcut to open FF
    >she notices everything loads faster but think it's some IE update
    >just as planned

    >mom spends all day playing backgammon against the computer on facebook
    >buy backgammon as mother's day gift so we can play together
    >she would rather play against the computer
    >; ;

>SON STOP DOWNLOADING IN YOUR COMPUTER, MY LAPTOP IS TAKING A LONG TIME TO BOOT

    >dad pronounces "gigabytes" as "jiggabytes" despite me correcting him multiple times

>Father in law types "google" in the google search box
>Clicks first result, which is google
>Googles what he wanted to find in the first place

    >show google earth to mom
    >find our house
    >she tells me to go in the garden so she can see me on google earth

    >live in malibu CA
    >work at malibu boys and girls club
    >watch highschool kids try to plug USB plugs into vents on monitor
    >watch as other staff tries to help, confused why it's not going in
    >help them
    >get called a freaky computer nerd


    >have to reinstall winXP on mom's laptop because it's slow as shit
    >she asks me to back up everything she has
    >I start saving folders and notice the C:\temp folder is huge
    >go in it, see a hidden folder called "Work"
    >almost 8 GB big, full of horse porn
    >the next day she asks what was wrong
    >I say "mostly spyware, it look a bit of horsing around to remove it"
    >her face

Physcho Dog Man on News

that's some fine news reporting, lou!



epic remix:

Vote for Running Bear!

Nike promises to print whatever has the most votes. gogogogo
http://www.freshnessmag.com/nikeidcanvas/?designID=957

The most FABULOUS hobo you'll see today

The 35 yr old Chinese hobo known as 'Brother Sharp' (for his sharp/killer eyes)..  quickly became an internet sensation and the subject of countless shoops..

Church Bulletin Bloopers

got the following in a local fellowships '90s style mass email/spam lol

> Subject: GREAT CHURCH BULLETINS
>
>
> Thank God for church ladies with typewriters.
> These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church 
> bulletins or were announced in church services. The last one is 
> always the best....
>  --------------------------
> The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
> --------------------------
> The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon 
> tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
> --------------------------
> Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of 
> those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
> --------------------------
> Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at 
> someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care 
> much about you.
> --------------------------
> Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
> --------------------------
> Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving 
> obvious pleasure to the congregation.
> --------------------------
> For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a 
> nursery downstairs.
> --------------------------
> Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all 
> the help they can get.
> --------------------------
> Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the 
> church So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
> --------------------------
> A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. 
> Music will follow.
> --------------------------
> At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is 
> Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
> --------------------------
> Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of 
> several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
> --------------------------
> Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be 
> recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
> --------------------------
> Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased 
> person you want remembered.
> --------------------------
> The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment 
> and gracious hostility.
> --------------------------
> Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
> --------------------------
> The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They 
> may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
> --------------------------
> This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across 
> from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
> --------------------------
> The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation 
> would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next 
> Sunday.
> --------------------------
> Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use 
> the back door.
> --------------------------
> The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the 
> Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to 
> attend this tragedy.
> --------------------------
> Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. 
> Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Most Deserving FMLs

http://www.fmylife.com/tops/flop

Today, I babysat 3 year old twins. They have a huge dry erase board hanging inbetween their beds. After they fell asleep I drew a very detailed and large drawing of a penis. When I went to erase it I realized it was in Sharpie. FML

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML

Chairman Teach U How 2 Mao

lol found this on facebook under the group 'chairman mao'

Name:
Chairman Mao
Category:
Common Interest - History
Description:
Chairman Mao is most generous man. Hu Jintao bad man.
Privacy Type:
Open: All content is public
Location:
Tianamen Square

News:
    Kindly spread word of a Great Moment in History -- Chairman Mao. For those of you who took AP Chinese History, this will be old news.

    HISTORY

    Chairman Mao built Great Wall of China, yes.

    Chairman Mao brought into this world during Qin Dynasty, thousands years ago. At age of 20, he conquered world, but Chairman Mao most generous, he give land to the whites, the blacks, the browns, the huns, so kind.

    Chairman Mao tell Napoleon to not fight Russia, but no, he not listen to Chairman Mao, most wise. Chairman Mao banish him to small island.

    Chairman Mao cannot tell a lie. Chairman cannot chop cherry tree.

    Chairman Mao abolish slavery on his way to watch a play. But Mr. Booth try kill Chairman Mao, most wise. Chairman Mao skilled in martial arts and dodge bullets.

    Chairman Mao kill JFK. But not really. You see, Chairman Mao and JFK good friends. They fake shooting. JFK lives in beautiful villa in Chengdu

    Chairman Mao know where Tupac is, they good friends as well.

    Chairman Mao drop bombs over Baghdad.

    RELIGION/PHILOSOPHY

    In the beginning, there was Chairman Mao. Not Chuck Norris. Chairman Mao will respectfully kill Chuck Norris.

    Chairman Mao giveth, and Chairman Mao taketh away.

    Chairman Mao hide inside Golden Calf and kill nonbelievers

    Chairman Mao teach Jesus to walk on water

    Chairman Mao great inspiration to Sun Tzu. Sun Tzu take tennis lessons from Chairman Mao.

    SCIENCE

    Chairman Mao discover fire one day while he was playing violin.

    Chairman Mao hate mosquitoes. Chairman Mao make M-16.

    Chairman Mao hate Japanese. Chairman Mao make bomb.

    SPORTS

    Chairman Mao world famous ping pong player.

    Baseball players do not take steroids, they take Chairman Mao.

    Chairman Mao started point guard and center for Dream Team.

    When Chairman Mao play tennis, he make opponent run because he slow.

    Chairman Mao strong. Chairman Mao bench 225 665 times because 666 is number of Hu Jintao. Very bad man, Hu Jintao.

    FUN FACTS

    Chairman Mao bring sexy back

    Chairman Mao know recipe to all 31 flavors of Baskin-Robbins

    Chairman Mao think Kristin Cavellari is slut

    Chairman Mao like nothing better than kicking back in La-Z-Boy, sipping on pina colada (shaken), and reading Communist Manifesto. This his favorite book.

    Chairman Mao great fan of Ivan Drago.



    Come back tomorrow, when we learn about Chairman Mao's childhood.