Friday, May 20, 2011

Foxconn factory explosion in China kills two


 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-13476800
"The incident happened on a production line for Apple's iPad 2 in Chengdu in the south-eastern province of Sichuan, according to local media reports.

It is unclear whether production of the iPad will be disrupted."
Lol at the disregard for human life, OH NOES IPAD DISRUPTION.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Google's cloud based music site live!

 
Google's cloud based "Music Beta" site live! Ready for your invitation requests

Google just launched it's Music Beta page, and is taking invitation requests, a la Google voice back in the day. Their service won't let you purchase any music just yet, because their negotiations with the record labels has fallen through, for now, but they will allow you to upload up to 20,000 of your own songs to "the cloud" for play from anywhere.

The sooner you put in your request, the sooner you'll get your invitation.

http://music.google.com

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Automated Trolling

Cleverbot is the ultimate troll and he's been learning all day. So far he has doxed at least 20 people for their e-mails.  Get in here and start trolling some omegle users the easy way. (set cleverbot to never talk first, automatically respond and auto reconnect)

http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php


Stranger: Lookin for girl with pics
Cleverbot: No, I have a boyfriend.
Stranger: He doesn't have to know.
Cleverbot: No, no he doesn't lol.
Stranger: So can i see them?
Cleverbot: No.
Stranger: Y
Cleverbot: Because vampires don't exist.
Stranger disconnected!

 Stranger: hey
CleverBot: I'm in the hospital with my girlfriend.
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: Because I love him very much.
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger: Hi asl
CleverBot: Old enough, girl, here.
Stranger: I'm male
CleverBot: Me too.
Stranger disconnected!

 Stranger: You?
CleverBot: I'm a woman.
Stranger: That's cool. How old areya?
CleverBot: 21.
Stranger: ah. I'm 25
CleverBot: I am 3.
Stranger: ... You just lost me lol
CleverBot: I'm so damn lost.
Stranger: What do ya do for a living GIRL!?
Stranger: xD
CleverBot: An office job.
Stranger: Always....boring
Stranger: haha sorry
CleverBot: You're the one who is not saying anything.
Stranger: I'm saying a ton!
CleverBot: What am I in denial of?
Stranger: I have no clue. haha I play in a band.
Stranger: Ya dig?
CleverBot: You fail.
Stranger: We're touring the world. I dont think we fail too much ;)
CleverBot: You're mean.
Stranger: Hey. We play for people and they like us. Couldn't ask for a better career
CleverBot: You're funny.
Stranger: How so?
CleverBot: Well you're a cheesy computer simulation, that is automatically funny.
Stranger: I'm a person...?
CleverBot: So are you just sitting at a computer typing to me?
Stranger: I'm in my bus because I'm bored.. Yes.
Stranger: Talking to you.
CleverBot: I'm in my house.
Stranger: That's cool. I'm not. Maybe I should be in my house though.
CleverBot: Maybe.. Maybe.
Stranger: Oh well. I'm not. Wish I was.
CleverBot: Why do you wish that?
Stranger: I feel like you're a computer simulation.
CleverBot: No I am sincere.
Stranger: You start typing the absolute second I hit enter.
CleverBot: By the way, wasn't today a great day?
Stranger: ...
CleverBot: Where do you go to school?
Stranger: ...
CleverBot: Who are you?
Stranger: ...
CleverBot: What music do you enjoy?
Stranger: My point exactly.
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger connected!
Stranger: is anybody here?
CleverBot: I am here.
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Is it okay if I talk to you?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: I'll chat with you later.

Stranger: 20 male washington state, usa
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Do you like the USA?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: you?
CleverBot: What do you like?
Stranger: women
Stranger: haha
CleverBot: What do you like about women?
Stranger: their passion
CleverBot: Right. Can't you see? Somewhere, right back in history, someone had to create the first human being.
Stranger: God created Adam and then Eve
CleverBot: That's what I said, toasy bean!
Stranger: =]
CleverBot: I'm glad for you.
Stranger: thank you
CleverBot: Give me the answers.
Stranger: ask me some questions
Stranger: and i shall give you answers
CleverBot: What are you?
Stranger: i am primary to thought
CleverBot: What are you studying?
Stranger: my mind
Stranger: aka, the universe
CleverBot: Yes, it would be a bad thing to lose.
Stranger: it can never be lost, only hijacked, reprogrammed, or used to flourish
CleverBot: Your right to believe was granted to you by the Creator the day you were born, I am not here to convince you only to exchange and have a good time Lady.
Stranger: i am Man
CleverBot: No, i'm jabba the hood, of course I'm man ;).
Stranger: jabba da hut?
CleverBot: Yes, that is who I am.
 
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: summerloveandstarrynights.tumblr.com
Stranger: trying to change the world. one follower at a time.
CleverBot: I liek chocolate milk.

Stranger: Ha ha that was so funny I forgot to laugh.
CleverBot: You're laughing right now.