Legendary Guitar Collection

27 string guitar


1 string guitar


THE ukulele master


next gen uke master


soundtrack from an R rated game:


armless guitar guy


google guitar app wastes work hours even after it's off the frontpage

Awesome Graph

To everyone with a TI Graphing Calculator, enter in these coordinates and get a nice surprise.  There are 10 spots under the y= button to plug in euqations, put one of the following equation under each slot.

.15sin(x)
.30sin(x)
.45sin(x)
.60sin(x)
.75sin(x)
.9sin(x)
sin(x)
1.15sin(x)
1.30sin(x)
1.45sin(x)

Then hit Zoom > ZTrig

E3 2010 vs 2011

2010 so bad it's brilliant:


2011 plain bad:

oh ATI - I wish I can quit you

*swore never touching ATI card again
*gave in to quad core sandy bridge laptop with Radeon for work
*hdmi port outputs 1080p the size of 720p on LED IPS monitor
*darth-vador-whyyyyyy.mp3

Foxconn factory explosion in China kills two

 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-13476800

"The incident happened on a production line for Apple's iPad 2 in Chengdu in the south-eastern province of Sichuan, according to local media reports.

It is unclear whether production of the iPad will be disrupted."

Lol at the disregard for human life, OH NOES IPAD DISRUPTION.

Google's cloud based music site live!

 
Google's cloud based "Music Beta" site live! Ready for your invitation requests

Google just launched it's Music Beta page, and is taking invitation requests, a la Google voice back in the day. Their service won't let you purchase any music just yet, because their negotiations with the record labels has fallen through, for now, but they will allow you to upload up to 20,000 of your own songs to "the cloud" for play from anywhere.

The sooner you put in your request, the sooner you'll get your invitation.

http://music.google.com

Automated Trolling

Cleverbot is the ultimate troll and he's been learning all day. So far he has doxed at least 20 people for their e-mails.  Get in here and start trolling some omegle users the easy way. (set cleverbot to never talk first, automatically respond and auto reconnect)

http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php

Stranger: Lookin for girl with pics
Cleverbot: No, I have a boyfriend.
Stranger: He doesn't have to know.
Cleverbot: No, no he doesn't lol.
Stranger: So can i see them?
Cleverbot: No.
Stranger: Y
Cleverbot: Because vampires don't exist.
Stranger disconnected!

 Stranger: hey
CleverBot: I'm in the hospital with my girlfriend.
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: Because I love him very much.
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger: Hi asl
CleverBot: Old enough, girl, here.
Stranger: I'm male
CleverBot: Me too.
Stranger disconnected!

 Stranger: You?
CleverBot: I'm a woman.
Stranger: That's cool. How old areya?
CleverBot: 21.
Stranger: ah. I'm 25
CleverBot: I am 3.
Stranger: ... You just lost me lol
CleverBot: I'm so damn lost.
Stranger: What do ya do for a living GIRL!?
Stranger: xD
CleverBot: An office job.
Stranger: Always....boring
Stranger: haha sorry
CleverBot: You're the one who is not saying anything.
Stranger: I'm saying a ton!
CleverBot: What am I in denial of?
Stranger: I have no clue. haha I play in a band.
Stranger: Ya dig?
CleverBot: You fail.
Stranger: We're touring the world. I dont think we fail too much ;)
CleverBot: You're mean.
Stranger: Hey. We play for people and they like us. Couldn't ask for a better career
CleverBot: You're funny.
Stranger: How so?
CleverBot: Well you're a cheesy computer simulation, that is automatically funny.
Stranger: I'm a person...?
CleverBot: So are you just sitting at a computer typing to me?
Stranger: I'm in my bus because I'm bored.. Yes.
Stranger: Talking to you.
CleverBot: I'm in my house.
Stranger: That's cool. I'm not. Maybe I should be in my house though.
CleverBot: Maybe.. Maybe.
Stranger: Oh well. I'm not. Wish I was.
CleverBot: Why do you wish that?
Stranger: I feel like you're a computer simulation.
CleverBot: No I am sincere.
Stranger: You start typing the absolute second I hit enter.
CleverBot: By the way, wasn't today a great day?
Stranger: ...
CleverBot: Where do you go to school?
Stranger: ...
CleverBot: Who are you?
Stranger: ...
CleverBot: What music do you enjoy?
Stranger: My point exactly.
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger connected!
Stranger: is anybody here?
CleverBot: I am here.
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Is it okay if I talk to you?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: I'll chat with you later.

Stranger: 20 male washington state, usa
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Do you like the USA?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: you?
CleverBot: What do you like?
Stranger: women
Stranger: haha
CleverBot: What do you like about women?
Stranger: their passion
CleverBot: Right. Can't you see? Somewhere, right back in history, someone had to create the first human being.
Stranger: God created Adam and then Eve
CleverBot: That's what I said, toasy bean!
Stranger: =]
CleverBot: I'm glad for you.
Stranger: thank you
CleverBot: Give me the answers.
Stranger: ask me some questions
Stranger: and i shall give you answers
CleverBot: What are you?
Stranger: i am primary to thought
CleverBot: What are you studying?
Stranger: my mind
Stranger: aka, the universe
CleverBot: Yes, it would be a bad thing to lose.
Stranger: it can never be lost, only hijacked, reprogrammed, or used to flourish
CleverBot: Your right to believe was granted to you by the Creator the day you were born, I am not here to convince you only to exchange and have a good time Lady.
Stranger: i am Man
CleverBot: No, i'm jabba the hood, of course I'm man ;).
Stranger: jabba da hut?
CleverBot: Yes, that is who I am.
 
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: summerloveandstarrynights.tumblr.com
Stranger: trying to change the world. one follower at a time.
CleverBot: I liek chocolate milk.

Stranger: Ha ha that was so funny I forgot to laugh.
CleverBot: You're laughing right now.

A Crab's Last Words

Original picture from some magazine:

What it turned into:

Meanwhile in Egypt

Points of interest this last half hour, Cairo:

1. Military has shown up, has not stated what side they are taking.
2. Rioters and Police waring over the Octo' bridge.
3. A curfew has been put in place (from 6pm to 7am), anyone breaking the curfew is 'breaking the law', commuters are totally fucked as public transport has shut down.
4. The total baller who managed to throw a Molotov through the gunner port of a security van.
5. Riot police keep getting pushed back.
6. Government buildings on fire, ruling party buildings burning very fiercely, taking the main brunt of the rioter's attacks.
7. Live ammunition gunfire (automatic weapon) around the ruling party building, directed into crowd of protestors.
8. National Museum in the line of fire spread, no way to get fire services to scene.
9. Final prayers still took place! Unbelievable. Everyone broke off rioting to form lines and pray.
10. Police fire tear gas into praying crowd... Uh oh... HOLY SHIT... some total hero catches the damn thing and throws it right back at them!
11. Pray time over, back to rioting and dodging live gunfire.

Live stream here:
http://english.aljazeera.net/watch_now/

Free Microsoft Graphing Calculator Released

Microsoft Mathematics 4.0 Released Today = FREE  
 
Microsoft Mathematics provides a graphing calculator that plots in 2D and 3D, step-by-step equation solving, and useful tools to help students with math and science studies.

Microsoft Mathematics provides a set of mathematical tools that help students get school work done quickly and easily. With Microsoft Mathematics, students can learn to solve equations step-by-step while gaining a better understanding of fundamental concepts in pre-algebra, algebra, trigonometry, physics, chemistry, and calculus.

Microsoft Mathematics includes a full-featured graphing calculator that’s designed to work just like a handheld calculator. Additional math tools help you evaluate triangles, convert from one system of units to another, and solve systems of equations.


Download here:
http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/en/details.aspx?FamilyID=9caca722-5235-401c-8d3f-9e242b794c3a

Good alternative:
http://www.wolframalpha.com/

Outstanding Browser Games

Canabalt - the best 1 button game you'll play today
http://adamatomic.com/canabalt/

QWOP - funny olympics sim (with review)
http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

KOLM - Metroid-style adventure about piecing together a sad little platforming robot
http://armorgames.com/play/7446/kolm

Gnop - pong game remake, this time you are the ball
http://bitbattalion.com/games/gnop/

Leaky World - you'll love this if you own 1 or more personal tinfoil hats
http://www.molleindustria.org/leakyworld/leakyworld.html

Robot Unicorn - and the infamous unicorn game
http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html


successful flash games nowadays are all about simplicity and immersion