Successful Black Man lol

Android Apps and Games Pack

(click to enlarge)

~500mb of apps, ranging from games to ui customization. 4 part .rar, no password required.

http://www.mediafire.com/?1lmi7ipavgjwvab
http://www.mediafire.com/?zd712dgzg8br4h2
http://www.mediafire.com/?zii27b5hcoj2bog
http://www.mediafire.com/?6vm5d5omd1g2966

The Best Kinect Hacks to date

 12 popular but primitive demonstrations:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho8KVOe_y08

Interior mapping:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu5Ywwb4RaU

Aviation control:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWmVrfjDCyw

Complete motion capture:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu5Ywwb4RaU

and the one so good even Microsoft says no..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhlvkXLiaCQ

Russian anime copies Shinkai

Shinkai is the 1 man production genius that basically started this style. Of course this is more emulating than the infamous Chinese plagiarism previously.

Some of Shinkai's original work:







someone tell these guys they're not suppose to copy the badly drawn faces and hands too...

full movie download links:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=A2FWB1DU
http://depositfiles.com/ru/files/umpn0r2s1
http://www.getzilla.net/files/374774/jaljubljutebja_full_1280_kino_govno_com.mp4.html
http://rapidshare.com/#!download|540tg|434156478|jaljubljutebja_full_1280_kino-govno_com.mp4|203998

Our Lovely Little Planets

Photos made by the sorcery called Stereo Graphic Panoramas. 

http://www.flickr.com/photos/gadl/sets/72157594279945875/
http://stereographicpanoramas.com/
http://www.flexijourney.com/blog/the-stereographic-projected-panoramas/

They're very easy to make!
http://content.photojojo.com/tutorials/create-your-own-panorama-planets

Megaman Online Review

MMO (Mega Man Online) the MMO (massive multiplayer online game) looks like an MO (multiplayer online game) suffering an MO (missed opportunity) re: selling its MMO (multimedia objectives) despite this MO (modus operandi) being well within the OM (operating margins) of MM (most media), and when the MO of an MO-looking MMO like MMO suffers from such MMO MO, we should all take OM (one minute) to MO (muse over) our MMO (means, motive and opportunity) to play an MMO as it relates to MMO's MO and OM.

IMHO.

Need a new Computer?

here's a rig i put together for work today off newegg.com  - if anyone's thinking about building a work station, hopefully this can prompt you some ideas and save you some time!

(written as of 11/19/2010, only for reference purposes)

$610 including 24" LED lcd monitor, more than adequate power, capable to unlock 4 cores and the best general purpose keyboard - before 50$ rebate, you cannot find a better build for less price.

1 x ($64.99) KEYBOARD LOGITECH | ILLUMINATED R

$64.99

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1 x ($69.99) HD 1T|SAMSUNG HD103SJ 32M 7K % - OEM

$69.99

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1 x ($169.99) MNTR VWSNC|LED 23.6" VX2450WM-LED R

$169.99

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1 x ($69.99) VGA XFX| HD-555X-ZNF2 HD5550 1G R

$69.99

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1 x ($56.99) MEM 4G|GSKILL F3-10666CL9S-4GBRL R

$56.99

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1 x ($91.99) CPU AMD|PH II X2 555 3.2G AM3 RT

$91.99

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1 x ($19.99) DVD BURN HP | 1260I-H06 % - OEM

$19.99

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1 x ($39.99) CASE APEX|PC-373-C RTL

$39.99

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1 x ($34.99) MB BIOSTAR A770E3 770/SB710 R

$34.99

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1 x ($44.99) PSU APEX|AL-D500EXP 500W RT

$44.99

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1 x ($-44.99) DISCOUNT FOR COMBO #558481

$-44.99

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1 x ($-10.00) DISCOUNT FOR COMBO #541913

$-10.00

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1 x ($-7.00) DISCOUNT FOR PROMOTION CODE

$-7.00

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Extended Warranty: $0.00
Subtotal: $601.91
Tax: $0.00
Shipping and Handling: $8.80
Total Amount: $610.71


walmart this blackfriday has no good deals at all.. same thing with a lot of other big retailers. le sigh~

Troll face widget

http://www.mediafire.com/?mrvif4m838e7qm3

To spawn an army of them: 

make .txt

@echo off
START /D path_to_program program_name.exe
START /D path_to_program program_name.exe
START /D path_to_program program_name.exe
rince wash repeat as necessary for maximum trolling

rename
whatever.bat

move to startup folder.

laugh at friends.
lose friends.
????
profit.

EPIC STOP MOTION VIDEO

there's actually no post-edit effects if you look closely lol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL6-talzXRk



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3LBxoXXw64



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8STNYOz7cO4&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t86D3WTKouk&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfP_rJ7Jn84

USA no longer the fattest in the world!

 
WE DID IT WOOOO LET'S GO CELEBRATE AT BURGER KINGS

You Laugh, You Lose

Stop this video on 0:23, then mute it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS1dO0JC2EE

Then start this video and return to previous video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow

Manga Recommendation List

*Work-in-progress
Excellent series that are general not so well-known

[On-going]
Yotsuba
Vinland Saga
Bakuman
Hunter x Hunter
Sankarea
Until Death Do Us Part
Hozukisan Chi no Aneki
Sundome
Chocolat
Gantz
The Breaker
Soredemo Machi wa Mawatteiru
Cage of Eden
Sleeping Planet
Historie


[Completed]
Slam Dunk
Genshiken
GTO
Doubt
Parasyte
Tanabata no Kuni
Onani Master Kurosawa
Akumetsu
Welcome to the NHK
Mirai Niki
Yuyu Hakusho

the best Halo Reach videos to-date

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFtZ8ysoYCY


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4DHllroiqM

9/13 baby!

GMAIL to offer free phone calling in US - RIP Skype

http://gmailblog.blogspot.com/2010/08/call-phones-from-gmail.html

The title and article in the OP is not really clear, but in one swift kick, google has killed Skype.
Unlimited calling in the US/Canada for free.

Skype has already responded with a direct attack on Google.

The Google announcement came as a surprise, and would be a clear attack on the Skype service.
In what would best be termed a retaliatory announcement, approximately two hours after Google issued their press release, Skype announced a new email service, SMAIL (S[kype]Mail), which, according to their announcement "will be entirely free and which will be closely integrated with the premium Ask search engine, offering a paradigm changing way for users to get and use email. We also plan to introduce an integrated mapping engine to SMAIL. At Skype, we have always believed true innovation comes from thinking outside the box, and with our new email service we think you will begin to see the fruits of that way of thinking."

Skype expects to begin offering a beta version of their service within the next few months.

That is the weakest retaliatory response I've ever seen. Skype: "We charge for calls, but heres free email!" to Googles "We offer free calling to any US/canada phone, and we've been providing the best email service since 2003!"
Should be noted that calls are only free in 2010, which amount to about 4 months before they take a look at their competition and decide to start charging/not.

Male/Female version of Vocaloid Songs

feat. our favorite gender bending tissue hime..!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHx6S82vPVs


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G470b-2LCSw

Attention ATI card owners

DO NOT upgrade your ATI driver / Catalyst control center to either 10.6 or 10.7


You'll thank me later.

saw this AFTER i ate it...

why why why why

http://www.mylifeistwilight.com

>Today, in history we are starting a research paper, we have to pick a topic from history that interest us. I immediately knew what I was going to write about: the Southern vampire Wars from Eclipse. I was so excited and knew my paper would be best, then i remembered they are not a real event. MLIT.

>I've always been extremely clumsy, but now, whenever I fall down or get a paper cut, I feel happy because. MLIT.

>Today, I was in my kitchen. I was hungry. I got some ice cream from the freezer. The cold air from the freezer reminded me of Edward. I ate it with a spoon. The spoon reminded me of a fork. I realized that the sun was shining on my ice cream and making it sparkle. MLI

>You know how kids love to pretend play ? My boys (5 & 6y) & girl (8y) no longer act out Optimus, Megatron & Supergirl roles. I was in my room & overheard them acting out Twilight scenes. Faves of theirs are baseball & Edward/James fight scenes. I have an Alice, an Edward & a Jasper living with me!

>a while ago i was caught between two guys. one, my boyfriend. two, the guy that wanted to be with me. they understood their roles. im sorry jacob, edward still wins. MLIT

>Today I made out with my large sybarian husky because he reminded me of Jacob. MLIT

>Today it snowed and since the sun was shining I went outside to play in it. Suddenly I realized that the snow glitters in the sun light, is very white, and is cold to the touch. Snow is like Edward Cullen. I was very excited by this. MLIT

>I had a dream I was having sex with Edward, then the alarm clock went off and when I rolled over I seen my boyfriend next to me and I frowned. Then he looked at me and asked "Why are you staring at me?" I replied "your not edward" then he jumped up and said "Edward? Who's Edward?" -MLIT

>Today, I was watching Iron Man at the movie theaters and my mom and step-dad were with me. A preview for Eclipse came up on the screen and fan girls all screamed when they saw Jacob and Edward, myself included. Then my step-dad Anthony said, “Hmm. I have a doctor with the last name of Cullen.” I about fell out of my seat and immediately thought of 22 ways to clumsily injure self. Enough said. :) MLIT

>Today I found out that some people don't like Twilight. WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? MLIT

>While I was on the ski lift in NH, I looked down at the powder snow and thought to myself, "the snow sparkles like Edwards skin" I got really excited, and preceded to daydream about Edward all the way to the top of the mountain... MLIT! :)

>Today, I realised my hair is bown jus like bellas! :D MLIT 

>Today I went to go see NEW MOON, when Edward took of his shirt the only thing I noticed was that his right nipple seemed bigger than his left nipple.

>I have watched twilight 26 times in a row. MLIT

These people make me realize that my life is pretty good.

Amazing Physics Engine

SodaPlay + OEcake + 3D - PhysX = this


Lagoa Multiphysics 1.0 - Teaser

You Rage - You Lose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3Uos2fzIJ0



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0rsHwxuMqQ



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66oAApjY8jI



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-crjyRhRkA

Real Lives

Now you too can be the little girl!

Download the 2010 version at
http://www.mediafire.com/?zzyywmmoyjw

Download the 2007 version at here or here

Lame official description:
Real Lives 2007 is a truly unique, content rich and empathy-building real world, real life simulation that challenges your life skills (not your hand-eye coordination) as you make difficult, high-stakes choices that lead to your success, or failure.

You might be born anyone, anywhere on Earth. You might die as an infant, you might make it to old age. You might be able to marry the person of your dreams, and have a rewarding job, or you could be stuck in poverty. Be born, live an exciting life, and die. Then do it again. And again. Learn about the world as you live your Real Lives around the world, one life-altering decision at a time

Installation:
Open file location for wherever you installed Real Lives 2010.
Open the Reg Folder. Replace the RegisterRealLives with the one in the Crack folder.
Start up Real Lives 2010, register, mark "I don't have internet", put whatever number and gibberish you want in.
There ya go.

Testimonies:

I tried to sneak into the US 4 times, it failed every time.
>Met a new man I like very much, named Yero Njanka.
>Rejected by Yero Njanka.
>Lost my job due to my political activities.
>Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
>Tortured by security police.
>Sentenced to a year in prison.
Great escapism game.

>Net worth: 2 quadrillion dollars
>owner of the largest bakery chain in the world
>all spending at maximum
>Happiness: 9

There's a lesson there somewhere.

>German boy
>Grow up, get mediocre job
>Become alcoholic
>Have son
>His name is Reinhard
>Joins the military

OH SHI-

> Born in North Korea
> Almost die of malnutrition
> Get tortured
> spent 5 years in prison
> Raise enough money to escape
> 30 years old, escape with wife
> Get a job overseas
> die at 31 of a heart attack

Made a Japanese character named Makoto Itou

>Born in Japan.
>13 Years old get rejected.
>15 Years old suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder and took up smoking.
>16 years old held back a year in school and father becomes an alcoholic
>17 Years old father gives up drinking.
>18 Years old decide to commit fraud and get rejected.
>19 Years old graduated from secondary school, began work as a freight handler also still living at parents house.
>22 Years old died of AIDS.

livinthedream.jpg

Heheh. I was lucky last time. I became a lesbian NEET with two gay brothers. I got married, adopted a son, Shinji, who became clinically depressed, was raped, and eventually became a computer programmer. I died at age 72, a happy and successful bookstore owner.

>25 years old
>Decided not to give money to charity.

>My mother has breast cancer.
>My father has prostate cancer.

Did they implement some kind of karma system?

>Age 3
>kidnapped and drugged
>Child Soldier
>War over
>Emigrate
>Enlist in Israel army
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
>Become Senior NGO Official
I'm Big Boss!

>14 year old daughter wants to date a guy
>He has an intelligence of 1
>Tell her no, you're not dating a retard
>She defies me
>Threaten to kick her out
>She leaves
>One year later
>Your daughter has broken up with Karl-Heinz

 

>Downs Syndrome
>10 Intelligence
>Become Government Official

>German ubermensch with 80 strength
>drugs, booze, and cigs
>first child born at 15 to gf Elke
>Second child born at 17 to gf Monika
>Third child born at 18 to gf Uta
>fourth child born at 19 to gf Margareta
>Marry Margareta, have fifth child with her.
>Leave margareta with three children that aren't hers.
>sixth child born at 24 to gf Kirsten
>Marry kirsten, have three more with her
>Leave kirsten with 4 children, one of which isn't hers.
>tenth child born to gf Ilse
>eleventh child born to gf Inga
>Inga won't marry me, then immediately gets pregnant again. After birthing twelfth child, she breaks up with me.
>thirteenth child born to gf Ingrid
>marry Ingrid
>Leave her 7 years later with 5 children, 4 of which aren't hers.

I have ruined so many women's lives it isn't even funny.

>born in Egypt
Think that it's not that bad.
>You have downs syndrome
Fuck this.

Meanwhile in Sweden..

>"After their former hosting provider received an injunction telling it to stop providing bandwidth to The Pirate Bay, the worlds most resilient BitTorrent site switched to a new ISP. That host, the Swedish Pirate Party, made a stand on principle. Now they aim to take things further by running the site from inside the Swedish Parliament. ... The party has announced today that they intend to use part of the Swedish Constitution to further these goals, specifically Parliamentary Immunity from prosecution or lawsuit for things done as part of their political mandate. They intend to push the non-commercial sharing part of their manifesto, by running The Pirate Bay from inside the Parliament, by Members of Parliament."

DIY 3D Papercrafts!

http://www.creativecloseup.com/100-exceptional-free-paper-models-and-toys
 
http://cp.c-ij.com/en/contents/1006/ 

http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.40138

VLC player 1.1.0 release

http://www.videolan.org/vlc/releases/1.1.0.html

>GPU decoding on Windows Vista and 7, using DxVA2 for H.264, VC-1 and MPEG-2
>GPU decoding on GNU/Linux, using VAAPI for H.264, VC-1 and MPEG-2
>DSP decoding using OpenMax IL, for compatible embedded devices
>Improved support for MKV HD, including seeking fixes, and 7.1 channels codecs
> Support for new codecs, like Blu-Ray subtitles, MPEG-4 lossless and VP8

Google blackground changer GLORIOUS~

http://google.com
upload your own background!

owned.

hope you're liking your world cup!

Office Web App Live

Free Office Web Apps Just Released (Word, Excel, Powerpoint and OneNote)!
http://blogs.msdn.com/b/officewebapps/archive/2010/06/07/10021218.aspx

We are excited to announce that today Office Web Apps are available on Windows Live. The initial release is available to Windows Live customers in the USA, Canada, Great Britain and Ireland with support for English, Spanish (USA) and French (Canada). More languages and locales will be added over the coming months.

This release includes Word, PowerPoint, Excel and OneNote. The ability to edit Word documents and open OneNote notebooks is included. Not only do we want you to try these web apps, we also really want to hear what you think. Please use the feedback links in the web apps. 

microsoft's way of telling google docs to stop stylin' on them!  btw, that SkyDrive thing you'll see is basically a 25GB web storage space DropBox-wannabe, except it doesn't sync between your comps.

shortcut here: office.live.com

Poor Keanu ..

Snapshot of him eating alone quickly went viral...

>His first name means "cool breeze over the mountains"
>Dad was a drug seller who abandoned the family when Keanu was 3, never reconnected with him
>Mom was a showgirl
>Long string of 5-6 stepfathers, constantly moving places
>Different highschools all the time
>Suffered from dyslexia
>Had a keen interest in hockey and was good at it but his dream of becoming an olymic player ended after an injury
>Dropped out of high school to become an actor
>His daughter died stillborn
>His girlfriend died in a car crash
>Close friend died of... drugs?
>Was never married
>Avoids most relationships
>Turns down big roles if he believes the character is too violent
>His best friend is his sister
>Sister is dying of leukemia
>Took a 90% pay cut on his salary on The Replacements (2000) so Gene Hackman could be cast. Previously, he had deferred $2 million of his salary so that Al Pacino could be cast on The Devil's Advocate (1997)
>Gives most of his earnings to charity and the backstage people who help on the set
>His remaining money probably pays for the medical bills of his sister
>"I'm a meathad, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb."
>Is desperate to get married and have kids because he can't bear to be on his own.
>Found turning 40 so tough in 2004, saying it has been a time of reflection, which quickly escalated into morbid brooding about how many years he has left before he dies.
>Reeves turned down the company of 6 models on his 39th birthday, and instead ate alone at a restaurant

>>>>"I'm sorry my existence is not very noble or sublime." 



as seen in the upcoming bebop movie