Who's Prankin' Palin

You liberal elitests need to stop making fun of the fact that she doesn't know who the prime minister is, with you know, Alaska pressing against Canada and all... it's not like she can actually see Canada from Alaska... unlike Russia.

Those naysayers betting that she would give out the codes for launching our nukes if a window popped up on her PC asking her to verify that she had the correct codes for "security reasons"...

That's ridiculous. It's not like she would do something that dumb. That would be like using a personal computer to conduct official government business through a web-mail account. No one is that stupid.

What if she wins the erection? I mean the election? And a heartbeat away from presidency? There's nothing to worry about. Because she is fully ready and qualified.



"I just love your documentary from Hustler, 'Nailin Palin'".
P: "Oooooh. Thank you."