Monday, July 12, 2010

Real Lives

Now you too can be the little girl!

Download the 2010 version at
http://www.mediafire.com/?zzyywmmoyjw

Download the 2007 version at here or here


Lame official description:
Real Lives 2007 is a truly unique, content rich and empathy-building real world, real life simulation that challenges your life skills (not your hand-eye coordination) as you make difficult, high-stakes choices that lead to your success, or failure.

You might be born anyone, anywhere on Earth. You might die as an infant, you might make it to old age. You might be able to marry the person of your dreams, and have a rewarding job, or you could be stuck in poverty. Be born, live an exciting life, and die. Then do it again. And again. Learn about the world as you live your Real Lives around the world, one life-altering decision at a time

Installation:
Open file location for wherever you installed Real Lives 2010.
Open the Reg Folder. Replace the RegisterRealLives with the one in the Crack folder.
Start up Real Lives 2010, register, mark "I don't have internet", put whatever number and gibberish you want in.
There ya go.

Testimonies:

I tried to sneak into the US 4 times, it failed every time.
>Met a new man I like very much, named Yero Njanka.
>Rejected by Yero Njanka.
>Lost my job due to my political activities.
>Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
>Tortured by security police.
>Sentenced to a year in prison.
Great escapism game.

>Net worth: 2 quadrillion dollars
>owner of the largest bakery chain in the world
>all spending at maximum
>Happiness: 9

There's a lesson there somewhere.

>German boy
>Grow up, get mediocre job
>Become alcoholic
>Have son
>His name is Reinhard
>Joins the military

OH SHI-

> Born in North Korea
> Almost die of malnutrition
> Get tortured
> spent 5 years in prison
> Raise enough money to escape
> 30 years old, escape with wife
> Get a job overseas
> die at 31 of a heart attack

Made a Japanese character named Makoto Itou

>Born in Japan.
>13 Years old get rejected.
>15 Years old suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder and took up smoking.
>16 years old held back a year in school and father becomes an alcoholic
>17 Years old father gives up drinking.
>18 Years old decide to commit fraud and get rejected.
>19 Years old graduated from secondary school, began work as a freight handler also still living at parents house.
>22 Years old died of AIDS.

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Heheh. I was lucky last time. I became a lesbian NEET with two gay brothers. I got married, adopted a son, Shinji, who became clinically depressed, was raped, and eventually became a computer programmer. I died at age 72, a happy and successful bookstore owner.

>25 years old
>Decided not to give money to charity.

>My mother has breast cancer.
>My father has prostate cancer.

Did they implement some kind of karma system?

>Age 3
>kidnapped and drugged
>Child Soldier
>War over
>Emigrate
>Enlist in Israel army
>Pay Raise
>Pay Raise
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>Become Senior NGO Official
I'm Big Boss!

>14 year old daughter wants to date a guy
>He has an intelligence of 1
>Tell her no, you're not dating a retard
>She defies me
>Threaten to kick her out
>She leaves
>One year later
>Your daughter has broken up with Karl-Heinz
 

>Downs Syndrome
>10 Intelligence
>Become Government Official

>German ubermensch with 80 strength
>drugs, booze, and cigs
>first child born at 15 to gf Elke
>Second child born at 17 to gf Monika
>Third child born at 18 to gf Uta
>fourth child born at 19 to gf Margareta
>Marry Margareta, have fifth child with her.
>Leave margareta with three children that aren't hers.
>sixth child born at 24 to gf Kirsten
>Marry kirsten, have three more with her
>Leave kirsten with 4 children, one of which isn't hers.
>tenth child born to gf Ilse
>eleventh child born to gf Inga
>Inga won't marry me, then immediately gets pregnant again. After birthing twelfth child, she breaks up with me.
>thirteenth child born to gf Ingrid
>marry Ingrid
>Leave her 7 years later with 5 children, 4 of which aren't hers.

I have ruined so many women's lives it isn't even funny.

>born in Egypt
Think that it's not that bad.
>You have downs syndrome
Fuck this.

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